Drive Dangerously

Edit: Later on today, the new front page featured a graphic that read: "Dad Says Missing Girl Was... STOLEN." Fox seems to have much love for the "ellipses-caps lock" approach." You know what this means, right? The counter on how many times this gimmick is used begins... NOW! (I am guilty of this as well.)

Yes, this was on the front page of Fox News.
Take note, MSNBC. Fox News understands the raw power of ellipses and the might of caps lock. Here's the story it jumped to.

Hello-atus

I have not posted anything in awhile. It's probably because I am hiding from immortal jellyfish.

Also, this happened:



Snuggie sold over 4 million.

The cult is growing.

Which side will you choose? Highlander jellyfish or the way of the Snuggie? Keep in mind that one of them comes with a reading light. I won't say which one.

Obama Appoints Spider-Man

So far, I have been very happy with Obama's picks for his cabinet:

Yes, this happened.

Also, the fine people at Cracked pointed out this gem:



Any commercial that starts with "HEY! YOU LOOK LIKE A REAL JERK!" is fine by me.

Lastly, I am seeing Animal Collective in two weeks. Their new album scored a 9.6 out of 10 over at Pitchforkmedia. I have yet to hear it, but you can check it out when it gets released on January 20.

The Cult of Snuggie

Excuse me miss, but are you trying to tell me that this robe is a blanket?



Also, why does everyone look like they are from the Stonecutters?


Ladies and gentlemen, I have seen the end and it is comfy and made of fleece. It also comes with a reading light.