Drive Dangerously

Edit: Later on today, the new front page featured a graphic that read: "Dad Says Missing Girl Was... STOLEN." Fox seems to have much love for the "ellipses-caps lock" approach." You know what this means, right? The counter on how many times this gimmick is used begins... NOW! (I am guilty of this as well.)

Yes, this was on the front page of Fox News.
Take note, MSNBC. Fox News understands the raw power of ellipses and the might of caps lock. Here's the story it jumped to.

Hello-atus

I have not posted anything in awhile. It's probably because I am hiding from immortal jellyfish.

Also, this happened:



Snuggie sold over 4 million.

The cult is growing.

Which side will you choose? Highlander jellyfish or the way of the Snuggie? Keep in mind that one of them comes with a reading light. I won't say which one.