Monday, July 21, 2008

Federal Courts Are Totally Tits

Hey, remember in 2004 when we wanted to watch some football and ended up seeing Janet Jackson's "star power?" Well, a federal court ruled today that the FCC was totally bonkers when it fined CBS half a million dollars for an accident that occurred on live television--and I agree! Shit happens on live TV. Deal with it. No one's kid is traumatized from seeing boobs. Give the boy a beer.

This is also great news because it means we can see more great choreography in the future. I just can't get enough of seeing Justin Timberlake with middle-aged women. We've seen him strip Janet Jackson and sing about pleasuring Madonna in under four minutes. So, what's next for JT? Locking lips with Whitney Houston? Provocatively feeding Dolly Parton some pudding at a rest home? Giving Cher a suppository? Nothing brings sexy back like menopause.

2 comments:

Monique Geisler said...

I almost spit out my water on that last line. Good work.

Nick said...

Monique, sorry about your water.

Nicki, you know me too well.